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THE LAND OF THE CHEDDAR MONSTER VIVISECTIONISTS:
 
 
 
-Kris asked Lindy.
 
-¡Lindy! -Kris gimme’d.
 
-Kris existentialism’d.
 
-Kris asked Lindy.
 
-Kris insisted. -¡Kris! Kris grunted.
 
-Kris existentialised.
 
-Kris existentialism’d.
 
-¡Lindy! -¿Kris?
 
-Kris... -Kris copped.
 
-Kris protested-. -¡Lindy! -¡Kris! -¡Kris!
 
-Kris exclaimed.
 
-Kris exclaimed-.