1. "Who donated this frail and dumb book of nouns?"

8. "That miser Catullus! Inept and tired designer!"

10. "Varus, my cat is in love with you."

14. "I love your big, night eyes"

14b. "If forty inept mares"

23. "Furius, who is a serious necker, is an archaic necker."

33. "My very fury is banal,"

48. "Those little, melon eyes, Juventius,"  

51. "If my car is a God let's you and I detour."  

61. "If your trembling parents"

92."Lesbia, my desperation isn't my love..."

93. "You're not a stud, Caesar, you're a numskull"

93.(alt) "No stupid condominium for you Caesar, you who placates women,"

98. "If I could put my dick in anyone I'd put it in Victius."

The T-Poets vs. The Sub-Conscious Text by Mark Cheney

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